You know Every Free Wi-Fi Hotspot within a 10 Mile Radius of Your Office
Sure, I’ll go to lunch with you. But only if we go to Bernie’s, it has FREE Wi-FI!!
Your Default Mode is Airplane Mode

If everything is turned off, there’s no way your phone will accidentally use background data.
You Refuse to Download Line or WhatsApp Because they Use Data

Who needs stickers GIFs when we have unlimited texting!
Streaming Music or Videos? Hah!

Streaming media is for rich people, those with unlimited data. You don’t have 4GB a month to waste on watching Netflix, while you’re in the bathroom.
When You Do Stream, It’s Bad

Really bad. Like, sounds like a Skype call; nay, HAM radio.
You Obsessively Check Your Data Usage

Check your email? Check your data usage. Get a notification? Check your data usage. Open a webpage? CHECK YOUR DATA OVER USAGE. EVERY BYTE COUNTS.
You Don’t Trust Free Games

On Android, free games usually mean ad supported. And ads use data, too much data. No mobile game maker will make money off your limited data plan!
It Takes You 30 Minutes to Leave Your House, Wi-Fi Hotspot

Hold on, let me just download these Spotify playlists! I have to pre-load that Maps area! In a sec, just loading up these YouTube videos! I’ll be right there, I swear!
You’re the Only Person Who Still Downloads Music

I don’t have all that luxury of streaming. Do you people with unlimited data even know, how to put music on your phone anymore?
You Don’t Mind Calling People

Video chat, on the other hand, is a laughable notion.
At the End of the Month, You’re Completely Unreachable

Four days left 0.005GB left. Hope nobody needs to contact you. Because the phone is in a drawer until the next billing cycle.