Why trust GreenbotWhen You Need to Express Your Feelings
Emojis stickers, even animated ones, don’t quite have the emotional oomph of the spoken word. Trust me on this one.
When You Want to Break Up
Unless, you know, it’s a super casual long-distance online relationship. Then, whatever!
When a Loved One or Anyone Dies
I feel like this should be self-explanatory, but apparently it’s not.
When You’re Under the Influence
Warning! This is not what you look like when you drunk-text your ex. This is what you look like:
When You’re Firing Someone
Although firing someone via Tweet is fine, right?
When It’s Your Boss
Autocorrect is never your friend, but it’s especially vindictive when you’re texting the person responsible for your paycheck.
When They’re Not Texting Back
Doesn’t matter who you’re texting. If your text-ratio is greater than 5:1, you need to stop. Right now.
When It’s An Emergency
Hopefully an all-caps text isn’t the first thing you think of when you’re in a life-threatening, emergency situation. Hopefully.
When You Have a Lot To Say
Your three-part text is too long. Nobody’s going to read that.
When You’re Discussing Something Illegal
Or when you send an auto correct message to your mom, oppps ahhh
When It’s Just Not Working
Yeaaaaah, sometimes texting is a terrible form of communication. Maybe just pick up the phone?
